Such an ass
no woman should possess.
I'd speak to her
I'm not bad looking
maybe a little rough
but I'm broke.
My tab's still good here
but not good enough
to romance a woman
with drinks.
I can't look anymore
she plays pool
with some scraggly guy
not nearly her equal.
I swivel back to the bar
Bartender Jim comes over
"Hell of an ass, huh?"
"Yes, I am, " I reply
as I get up to walk over to her anyways.
"But she'll get over it."