Dont fuck your co-workers
Dont fuck your co-workers wife
Dont fuck your co-workers husbandDont fuck your boss
Dont fuck your boss's wife
Dont fuck your boss's husbandDont fuck your neighbor
Dont fuck your neighbor's wife
Dont fuck your neighbor's husband
Dont fuck your neighbor's dog
Dont fuck anyone's dogDont fuck without a condom
Dont fuck on the first date
Dont fuck on drugs
Dont fuck on alcoholwhat the fuck is a guy supposed to do?